June 2012
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noumbrella replied to your post: The popcorn is gone and so is the cat. I guess…
i am the that cat i am gone
I was actually referring to Maggie when I said the cat.
Why would I call you the cat??
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The popcorn is gone and so is the cat.
I guess I’ll just watch Harry Potter and dwell in the sadness.
YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD YOU HAVE NO FAMILY
Damn Ron. No matter how many times I see this movie it never sounds any better.
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merameranomii replied to your post: It’s Saturday night and I have BIG plans. I’m…
i’m totally watching supernatural with antoinette don’t even feel bad mang
We are so fucking awesome.
How could anyone hope to be as cool as we are??
We are so cool that our friends must be intimidated to hang out with us.
The magnitude of how damn spectacular we are could bring down the tallest...
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Maggie just reached up her paw to pull down my hand and eat a piece of popcorn I was intending to eat. It was so cute I couldn’t even pretend to me mad.
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It’s Saturday night and I have BIG plans.
I’m watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows with my cat and a bag of popcorn.
You really should be jealous.
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Anonymous asked: Your tags are read lol no worries. they are actually pretty interesting so dont stop. and mashed potatoes for dinner FOR ONE DAY OR TWO wont kill you. it might kill some farm animals though because you may have stolen their potatoes though...
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For dinner I ate a large bowl of mashed potatoes.
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christianmingle:
what if the internet doesnt actually exist and youre just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and youre talking to people
niggapus:
my life has more twists and turns than owen wilson’s nose
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Don’t you think she looks tired??
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I remember the first time I watched the first episode of Doctor Who with David Tennant. I thought he was going to be disappointing. I didn’t get why people liked him so much. then he says “Wait…. That’s that lion king.” And I realized that he was great and I didn’t give him a fair chance.
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If you ever start to feel unlovable, just remember at least Captain Jack would kiss you.
You ARE the weakest link.
Goodbye.
hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles:
My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”
His friend didnt know.
I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.
He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”
May 2012
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zillywhen:
DO YOU EVER LAUGH HYSTERICALLY BECAUSE BOOHBAHS IS A THING
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fueledbysacrificedvirgins:
thanks for the memories
EVEN
THOUGH
THEY
WEREN’T
SO
GREAT
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me: hi i am calling about a hamster i bought from your store
pet smart lady: yes?
me: ok well it has a very large growth on its butt and im wondering if its like a tumor or a cist or something?
pet smart lady: um well we only sell males here so that is it's testicles
me: oh my god are you serious
pet smart lady: yes
me: you dont understand the stuff hes got goin on down there is huge
pet smart lady: yes well that is his testicles
me: oh my god
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
toddly00:
safarizone:
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg:...
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Humans have two hands
clementinesandcathedrals:
lurkskywalker:
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
consensually, of course.
“Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, ‘Hey, this could be a little more sonic.’??”
“What, Haven’t you ever been bored??”
I almost forgot just how wonderful Doctor Who is. That’s just no good.
HI. MY FRIEND RYAN JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF HIS...
ninten:
his tumblr is Ryankun
is there anyone in the st pete fl area that can help him out?
please signal boost! his phone is half dead and he really needs help
EDIT: HIS NUMBER IS 727 793 5568
I would help if I could, but I live in Virginia.
Anyone live in Florida??
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